It's time for the girls to mix and mingle -
these are your LAST DAYS of being single!
Think that you're ready? Tonight we shall see,
but first we must test your audacity.
Let's take a walk now, down Memory Lane
There are a few things that you must obtain.
One may take time, so we'll tell you right now ...
Between now and midnight when you take your bow
Ten men you must find, and their business cards too
Signed with a message that's meant just for you.
So now let's get going, we don't have all day
Let's hope you solve clues without further delay.
We'll start you off easy, we won't cause a scene
No penises or panties, no, that would be mean.
The first stop is sunny, it's laid back and hip
It's where all the cool people stop for a sip.
Head down towards the water and order one up
It's hen night, you know it, and need lots of luck.
When you came to Geneva, this wasn't your home
Yet when you moved in here you were not alone.
Ready-made breakfasts and tiny fridge lockers,
Women and church bells but no late-night talkers.
Now you will marry and na'er be allowed
To rest here with hubby, he's too well endowed.
But Peter is happy and sends his regards
In the form of a treasure kept safe with the "guard".
Good work, you've got it. Don't open it yet,
There's no fun in looking before breaking a sweat.
Head to the tower that leads straight to heaven
The stairs you must climb are one hundred and seven.
From here, look around and reflect on your life
Then open the bag, you're nearly a wife!
You've now seen the future, it's looming quite near
But come on, admit it, Marco's a dear.
We're so happy for you and know you've picked well
But take a quick shot, no one will tell!
It's on to the party, the countdown's begun
Come 15 August we'll have lots of fun.
Let's take a wander and scope out the place
Where you'll flash your bling with o-so-much grace.
Well done, you've made it, you must be so proud
It's a beautiful park, yes it draws quite a crowd.
Now before we get going, there's one thing worth knowing -
Are there other cute men named Marco or Roux?
Muster up that courage, start asking around
Leaving here sans photo just can't be allowed.
When you're quite sure you've got it, start moving along
To that one special place where love was so strong.
Miki and Elke couldn't make it tonight
But please do stop sneezing, you'll cause quite a fright.
The time has come, the end is near
'Tis the 'fling-before-the-ring', but there's no need to fear!
We'd order a pizza if we had the time,
Laugh at dancing puppets if they fit with the rhyme.
But since they do not, we'll cut straight to the chase
You've got one task to do before losing face.
Take a drink, my dear, whatever you fancy
Then find your way home 'fore we all become antsy!
Congrats KB!
ONE: Because V. made her grand entry in a boat AND managed to get out without falling in. I mean, come on, how originally spectacular is that?
TWO: Because, M and V, this is exactly why you are perfect together. V., the ever joy-filled let-er-fly and M., the I-don't-know-if-this-was-such-a-great-idea-but-hey-it-looks-like-we're-in-for...something. Farewell doves.
THREE: Because ....ok, no special story. Just some fine lookin' ladies who are thrilled for the happy couple.
