This is what happens ...

... when you mix egg dyeing tradition with sweet, Ferry Boat (Bainbridge!) wine:

It starts out somewhat normal ...


Then the creative (engineering?) juices begin to take on some extra shine ...


The political nerdiness rears its (ugly?) face ("Look, ma, I just voted in Afghanistan!") ...

Then the national pride kicks in...


... and it all goes down the drain. Egg-stastic.