They say this is Deutsch

Put twenty already-beat-after-a-long-day-at-work students who eternally bear the linguistic marks of 17 different mother tongues into a sterile, stuffy room where they're supposed to be becoming enlightened with the wonders of German but haven't quite reached that point yet so you might just mistake it for a French class, and this is what you get:

Instructor: "Repeat after me: du sprichst"

Student(s): "du sperikst"

Instructor: "non, du shhprriikkkssshhhtt"

Student(s): "du shpriKKKst"

Instructor: "no, in your throat, like this: du shprihhhhst"

(scene repeats itself about ten more times, until finally ...)

Student: Mais, madame, if we keep making sounds like these, the janitors are going to be here all night just to clean all the spittle off the tables!