"Trying" to be a professional singer

How can the day go wrong when you start it off with this?

With over 5 million You Tube views, I guess it's pretty much old news by now, but if you haven't already seen Simon and crew given the biggest dose of humble pie to date, this will be the best seven minutes of your day (unfortunately they won't allow you to embed the video here, so you'll have to follow the LINK TO HER FULL PERFORMANCE HERE.)

She's unemployed, "never married, never been kissed", and lives with her cat Pebbles, but this woman's a heck of a lot cooler than I'll ever be!

"I wanted to fulfill a wish to my mother that I wanted to do something with my life. Not only that, but I felt like I had a bit more to offer,'" she told Scottish TV's "Five-thirty" show. ... And on Easter Sunday, churchgoers showed their own appreciation by giving her a standing ovation when she got to Mass. "We let out a wee bit of a cheer for her," Boyle's parish priest, Ryszard Holuka, told The Washington Post. "We are quite proud of her."

P.S. Please note the contestant number-sticker cleverly stuck to her chest. Practical woman, I love it!